December 2010
507 posts
“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”
– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
Shove 6 different fruits up there and use his dick to make a smoothie.
(via youaintshitbitch)
NEXT MONTH: Best Ways To Treat A Yeast Infection
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“I DON’T WANT TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY TO A PIECE OF...
“At some point in your adult life, you’ve probably walked into a party and felt a...”
– http://www.allenandunwin.com/default.aspx?page=94&book=9781741758498 (via natalie)
If I was Oprah I would buy 10 billion copies of this book (Screw Inner Beauty/ Lessons from the Fatosphere) and distribute them everywhere.
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Wow, this is such an awesome reminder. Women are the...
TUMBLRS HIGHLIGHTS OF THE YEAR.
- WE DISCOVERED TUMBLR.
- WHEN TUMBLR TURNED PURPLE.
- WHEN 4CHAN TRIED TO HACK TUMBLR,
- AND FAILED.
- THE ‘WHAT IS AIR’ INVASION ON OMEGLE.
- THE DAY TUMBLR CRASHED FOR 32 HOURS.
- WHEN TUMBLR CAME BACK
“Live and don’t learn, that’s us.”
– Hobbes (via calvinnhobbes)
